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First off, I love your enthusiasm. Despite placing in the top 10 five times, and even winning TWOW 8, I still know you best by your most controversial TWOW 2 response about cutting up dogs. This was unfortunate sequencing for QwerbyKing, since they're a dog.
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Riley, labeled the Dog Slicer, is a contestant who ranked fifteenth in Ten Words of Wisdom season 1.
Game status[]
Riley is currently eliminated, having been with alexlion0511 and fryUaj. She said that she accidentally left out the word "internationally" at the end of her TWOW 14B response.
Trivia[]
- Riley was one of the "TWOW Gods" on the TWOW Spreadsheet, along with xXBombs_ AwayXx, GreenTree, and some_nerd (The Pi Guy). However, she was one of the people who got eliminated on back-to-back episodes since TWOW 13B.
- Riley was the second person to get her book changed after her elimination, after alexlion0511.
Appearance changes and confessionals[]
| Episode | Book | Nickname | Confessional | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TWOW 1A | 
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| TWOW 13A | Dog Slicer | - | ||
| TWOW 14A | 
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This response is very personal for me... I know there may be some people who might not like me after this... | got eliminated | |
| TWOW 17A | Good luck to the final 10, and I hope that Puhpucks wins this for Mother Riley! | This confessional was submitted alongside Ping Pong Cup Shots’ response. | ||
| TWOW 18A | 
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Love you all! Good luck to the Final 9, and win this for Team PuhPucks! | This confessional was submitted alongside Ping Pong Cup Shots’ response. |
Gallery[]
Elimination card
Alternate current book (unofficial)
Responses[]
| Round | Ranking | Response | Average percentile | Standard deviation | Relative ranking | Word count* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 198 | People hate leap years, so they decided to kill it. | 54.348% | 29.12% | 59.7959% | 10 |
| 2 | 171 | You can cut up dogs and bathe in their blood. | 50.8087% | 42.212% | 51.6484% | 10 |
| 3 | 62 | The ancients were attempting to conceal their embarrassing Trump shrine. | 56.9096% | 33.3987% | 76.8061% | 10 |
| 4 | 90 | The awkward snake's juxtaposition of dodecahedrons and factories was renowned. | 53.281% | 26.2253% | 55.7214% | 10 |
| 5 | 59 | Photosynthesis / The process in which plants eat / Is really awesome. | 53.2069% | 29.1925% | 63.354% | 10 |
| 6 | 47 | Which BFDI contestant would you spend the whole day with? | 53.4208% | 29.7494% | 61.6667% | 10 |
| 7 | 10 | I would rejuvenate the economy, thereby eradicating all budget cuts. | 60.2817% | 31.5906% | 91% | 10 |
| 8 | 1 | Amazingly Unusual Transportation Option Moves Objects Beyond Inconceivable Lateral Ends. | 65.2687% + 7% | 26.0166% | 100% | 10 |
| 9 | 31 | I love him (as a friend), the feeling is(n't) mutual. | 47.416% + 1.76% (60.01% guess) | 27.2094% | 44.4444% | 10 |
| 10 | 7 | Punching bags get beaten every day, and nobody helps them. | 57.7329% | 30.7882% | 85.7143% | 10 |
| 11 | 4 | Commenters HATE ordering cats. The cat-alogue is just too confusing! | 60.6312% | 30.5797% | 91.8919% | 10 |
| 12 | 8 | Ruby's sister, Sapphire, was impersonating Ruby, causing a corundum conundrum. | 55.3537% | 29.9614% | 74.0741% | 10 |
| 13 | 9 | Tiem iz hour onlee reztraint, kuntrulling uss our atfer our. | 52.8508% | 29.1555% | 66.6667% | 10 |
| 14 | 15 | This gender transition provided opportunities for me, promoting transgenders. | 43.7258% | 31.1255% | 10.5263% | 9 |
* The word counting mechanism used on the TWOW Wiki differs from the official word counting mechanism. If the official method is known, please share it!
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