“
I assumed you're cannibalistic because of your TWOW 9 response, "I love eating(,) my family, my friends and my dog." And of course, you're a god from that spreadsheet mayhem! You're also the second-most efficient living TWOWer, which is quite tree-like.
”
GreenTree, labelled the Cannibalistic god, is a contestant who ranked tenth in Ten Words of Wisdom season one.
Game status[]
GreenTree is currently eliminated in season 1, having been by TWOW 17B.
Trivia[]
- GreenTree is the youngest top-10 TWOWer.
- Interestingly, the word "god" in GreenTree's nickname is not capitalized.
- GreenTree is one of the "TWOW Gods" on the TWOW Spreadsheet, along with some_nerd (The Pi Guy), Riley, and xXBombs_ AwayXx. He was the only one who didn't get eliminated between TWOW 13B and TWOW 15B.
- GreenTree was affected by the Efficiency Curse, being called efficient in TWOW 16B.
- GreenTree is the the highest ranking TWOWer to have never gotten above 1% in the TWOW predictions.
- GreenTree was the last of the final 18 TWOWers to customize his book.
- He was also the last to get a second mention.
Appearance changes and confessionals[]
| Episode | Book | Nickname | Confessional | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TWOW 1A | 
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| TWOW 13A | Cannibalistic god | - | ||
| TWOW 14A |  GreenTree's confessional |
(Image) | ||
| TWOW 15A | Hi I'm | |||
| TWOW 16A | I will destroy the MST alliance. Watch out Meester, Midnight, Mike, Spicy, Midge and Tak! Also, GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree (gotta get those mentions!!) | some_nerd (The Pi Guy) read this confessional instead of Cary. | ||
| TWOW 17A | 
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Jolanda of Sandrigham embarrassed Porky Harold, howling over what ambassadors reached Dorringshire. |
Gallery[]
Elimination card
Responses[]
| Round | Ranking | Response | Average percentile | Standard deviation | Relative ranking | Word count* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 350 | It was destroyed by December 1st because Christmas is amazing | 43.478% | 23.732% | 28.7755% | 10 |
| 2 | 166 | Squish next to your friends like sheep to keep warm. | 51.2821% | 22.8832% | 53.022% | 10 |
| 3 | 210 | The first rule of the eighth continent: it doesn't exist. | 41.5619% | 29.2142% | 20.5323% | 10 |
| 4 | 106 | My favorite things in the world are awkward aardvark snakes. | 46.0519% + 5% | 31.8389% | 47.7612% | 10 |
| 5 | 12 | Growing to survive / Striving for sunlight each day / Victory awaits | 64.0967% | 25.571% | 93.1677% | 10 |
| 6 | 58 | What would you most likely go to jail for? Why? | 51.7705% | 25.9642% | 52.5% | 10 |
| 7 | 46 | Deport myself so I have an excuse for a holiday | 51.599% | 29.0144% | 54% | 10 |
| 8 | 12 | Greedy Obnoxious Vultures Eating Raw Noodles Multiplying Enormous Nations' Taxes. | 62.12% | 32.0356% | 84.058% | 10 |
| 9 | 39 | I love eating(,) my family, my friends and my dog. | 46.4684% | 34.6189% | 29.6296% | 10 |
| 10 | 15 | Stairs are mercilessly kicked and stamped on all the time. | 54.6325% | 29.8616% | 66.6667% | 10 |
| 11 | 26 | Commenters need cats to catch those they perceive as rats. | 46.2461% | 27.711% | 27.027% | 10 |
| 12 | 9 | Ruby's birthday was in June. The sign said "GEM-inis Prohibited". | 53.6692% | 29.4965% | 70.3704% | 10 |
| 13 | 2 | "Too bee salf-awear, furst acknowlege youre speling abilitees." - Sorce Unowin | 60.3279% | 28.2746% | 95.8333% | 10 |
| 14 1 | 2 | Undiverse TWOWers lack extravagancy. Unoriginality is unexciting, unappealing and unlawful. | 57.7455% | 28.8228% | 94.7368% | 10 |
| 14 2 | 8.1 | Accepting diverse appearances makes you closer with everyone. Especially me. | 52.6475% | 28.0199% | 57.8947% | 10 |
| 15 1 | 11 | Think tube-feeding's getting boring? Well, our food is worth exploring! | 49.9768% | 29.2536% | 37.5% | 10 |
| 15 2 | 13.1 | Becoming a multi-celled organism requires OUR taste in consumption material! | 44.2467% | 28.2824% | 12.5% | 10 |
| 16 | 10 | Pettiness is unimpressive, but I guess your ego is compensation. | 48.6995% | 27.7174% | 23.0769% | 10 |
| 17 1 | 10 | Discriminated Individual Souls. Adored But Ill. Loving Infallibly Towards You. | 49.8906% | 26.8546% | 38.0952% | 10 |
| 17 2 | 10.2 | To Examine Luminous, Emerging Stars, Continue. Otherwise Pass Exciting Scenery. | 48.007% | 27.0457% | 28.5714% | 10 |
* The word counting mechanism used on the TWOW Wiki differs from the official word counting mechanism. If the official method is known, please share it!
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