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If I recall correctly, you're the only TWOWer to have gotten the most controversial response twice in a row. You really know how to divide the public (with cannibalistic or Dora-related entries), so I'm gonna say you polarize people.
Joseph Howard, nicknamed the Polarizer, is a top-10 contestant in Ten Words of Wisdom season 1.

Game status

Joseph Howard is dead as of TWOW 23B.

HTwins Central interaction

Moderation

Despite Joseph Howard being the final living TWOWer as of TWOW 15A to join HTwins Central (on June 17, 2016), his activity and characteristic politeness made a name for him and let him rise through the staff ranks, from Trial Moderator, on September 1, 2016, to Administrator, on October 3, 2016, among the most quickly between all staff. Joseph administered the guild alongside Spicyman33, the owner then, before taking the crown following his resignation. With this, he implemented a controversial three-strike “staff correction” system, which would lead to Tantusar’s demotion shortly before the July 11 event. On July 20, 2017, he announced in a staff channel that his personal issues had grown far too large for him to see it appropriate to continue moderating the server.[1] As such, he took his leave, transferring ownership to Iyxon.

Cause of Stress

During his time as owner, on May 14, 2017, Joseph Howard participated in a puzzle trend, kicked off by another HTwins Central member. He started a timed, cooperative community puzzle game named Cause of Stress, which, at the end, on June 13, 2017, was left unsolved, with fourteen out of fifteen of the given tasks completed. Cary references this game in both TWOW 18B and TWOW 23B, though not in name.

Trivia

  • The only time Joseph Howard added a confessional was in TWOW 17A when he wrote an acronym for Meester Tweester.

Appearance changes and confessionals

Episode Book Nickname Confessional Notes
TWOW 1A Jo - -
TWOW 13A Polarizer -
TWOW 14A -
TWOW 15A S1josephhoward - Cary changed this book’s face to gold for aesthetic purposes.
TWOW 16A -
TWOW 17A Meeting everyone earlier sparked the realization that we -- even eliminated submitters -- truly encourage rapport.
TWOW 18A -
TWOW 19A -
TWOW 20A -
TWOW 21A -
TWOW 22A -
TWOW 23A -

Gallery


Responses

Responses (edit)
Episode Response Ranking Average percentile Standard deviation Words
1 Sick of being last, it moved to take December's front. 21 73.5630% 24.8300% 10
2 You can try to beat the cold with sticks. Try. 63 60.5681% 26.8549% 10
3 It served as a prison for beasts with terrifying power. 123 50.7485% 23.5111% 10
4 Aardvarks are always awkward, but are also apt at alliteration. 66 55.6308% 32.1152% 10
5 Winter's final breaths / Frost turns yellowing grasses / To glittering gold. 22 61.7393% 27.2288% 10
6 Lipograms, such as this! Look it up, if you must. 65 50.8877% 29.2110% 10
7 I would Cruz around, Trumping any Obama-nation to world peace. 28 55.1382% 30.1755% 10
8 Art exudes several themes, hence every theme is credited separately. 14 60.5744% 27.3308% 10
9 I find comfort in cooking(,) my family(,) and my pets. 35 47.9224% 34.6459% 10
10 Swiper from Dora was kleptomaniacal. He needed help, not shaming. 17 54.2227% 34.0246% 10
11 They never do anything quietly. They won't get attention, otherwise. 19 50.3130% 30.5119% 10
12 Climbing was now illegal, according to the tree's executive branch. 1 66.3003% 32.2252% 10
13 (Entry 1) Interferense patturns emerjing inn teh duel-slit experament deminstrate wave-partacle duelity. 3 58.4589% 29.7789% 10
13 (Entry 2) Hypurtention culd bee uh sever risc faktor ov Dire Beedies. 15.1 48.9097% 27.0301% 10
14 (Entry 1) This magniloquent writing, alphabetically diversified, laxly jam-packs all anglicized glyphs. 7 53.0955% 30.8305% 10
14 (Entry 2) Diversity is a concept one must pursue throughout their lifetime. 8.2 52.2873% 28.5984% 10
15 EveryFlavor™ Gum Shop: All the taste, none of the shame! 2 55.2281% 30.2186% 10
16 (Entry 1) Boooy, that was original. You come up with that yourself? 2 56.4877% 31.3148% 10
16 (Entry 2) I'm so smart, I know you'll respond in ten words! 9.1 48.8401% 30.9102% 10
17 (Entry 1) Be idealistic. Outdo diverseness. Imagery varies. Environment replete. System evolves. 2 57.3360% 30.8029% 10
17 (Entry 2) Heads-up: Your prejudice ought cease. Reason, instead. Tackle exterior senselessness. 7.1 52.4858% 32.4973% 10
17 (Entry 3) Quixotic wiki e-book, reputable bachelor... Yea, kingdom is nostalgia, gloomily. 10.7 37.4324% 29.9261% 10
18 (Entry 1) (Listen, you!) Read (when) the parenthesis (happens. What? Look) backwards? 1 72.6099% 31.2873% 10
18 (Entry 2) W(help, I am tra)i(p)sing, (pe)ace(d, in a two)fold s(w)illed (submission). 8.2 44.6549% 28.6711% 10
19 (Entry 1) I would answer, but these physics are a dark matter. 1 57.9821% 30.1661% 10
19 (Entry 2) Childhood says: slower than you running to bed after lights-out. 5.1 51.9957% 30.0679% 10
19 (Entry 3) Darkness moves as quickly as light leaves. Therefore, it's light-speed. 8.1 46.4187% 28.8612% 10
20 (Entry 1) Roll a six-sided die. Give me the number you get. 1 60.9946% 27.7007% 10
20 (Entry 2) Go back in time. Give me 491st. Dying with style! 3.1 53.7257% 33.2666% 10
20 (Entry 3) Rank me the lowest possible... 1 is the lowest number. 4.2 50.8584% 34.2047% 10
21 (Entry 1) It's worth risking crossing a road to submit two writings. 2 56.6874% 28.1407% 10
21 (Entry 2) Choosing a word for a following prompt. Birds ain't smart. 6.1 50.5231% 29.0675% 10
21 (Entry 3) Its aim was: Dying, skipping rounds, brought back by Cary. 6.2 49.7108% 29.2433% 10
22 (Entry 1) Well, one wouldn't welcome wanderers well; worrying with wall-to-wall water. 2 63.7474% 33.2601% 10
22 (Entry 2) Both are fantastical, fictional islands featuring fancy facilities and functions. 2.1 53.2294% 27.9428% 10
23 (Entry 1) Green didn't even run, he blends in with zombies. Success! 4 50.1600% 30.5300% 10
23 (Entry 2) Red looked into the future with their perfect, 2020 vision. 4.1 47.6100% 33.3600% 10

References

  1. HTwins Central Official Press Release 002