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This was from TWOW 4 and 12, of course. Hopefully it won't happen a third time. But why only dwell on the negatives? You were also a star player in TWOW's promordial era (1,2). Do you remember that, so long ago?
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Meester Tweester, nicknamed The Sun Kid and formerly the Two-time Zombie, is a top-3 contestant in Ten Words of Wisdom season 1.

Game status

Meester Tweester is currently a live contestant in season 1.

According to Caryโ€™s TWOW simulations, Meester Tweester currently has a 68.09% chance of making the final 2 and a 35.50% chance of winning the first season, the highest out of the final 3.

Trivia

  • Meester Tweester was the only one who didn't appear in TWOW 14B's death animation.
  • Meester Tweester has changed his book the most times as of TWOW 23B, with eleven book changes.
  • The speech bubble in Meester's third custom book appeared to be a mistake so he got it removed in TWOW 17B. This was the first time a contestant changed his/her appearance in a B-part episode.
  • Meester is also the only contestant to rejoin the game twice, and yet they still aren't eliminated.
  • Meester Tweester is the only contestant without legs
  • Due to his book having text, Cary typically has to keep two book images for him, one with the text horizontally flipped, for the results reveal.

Appearance changes and confessionals

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Episode Book Nickname Confessional Notes
TWOW 1A Me - -
TWOW 13A Two-time Zombie -
TWOW 14A S1meestertweester-1

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Top 18. Better chances than a BFDI contestant. Yes!

My custom icon is based on Sunny. For being in the top 10 of TWOW 2, I chose the word "sunny" for the TWOW 4 prompt. My drawing of Sunny appeared in TWOW 3B at 6:40. That was a human version of him I often doodle at school. Sunny is a personal object of mine that was in Anko6's BFdAI camp, and Sunny even won 1st place in another object camp! (GreatOGGLES Season 1). Sunny is best described as a scaredy-cat that tries to stay brave.

The 'SunnyCide^"[sic] on the book cover is kind of a second username I have for playing games, like on Steam. It's a cross between Sunny, "sunny side up", and the -cide suffix. I like the juxtaposition (another TWOW 4 word) of it because "sunny" implies a happy feeling, but "cide" implies a death has happened. The ^ in SunnyCide^ is actually an up arrow, but sometimes fonts don't have up arrows, so I use ^ instead sometimes. It can even be shortened to SC^.

What if TWOW was just a contest held by Prince Cary of the ancient Twow[sic] region to select a new wise king or queen after the wise King Juhmatok mysteriously disappeared? And the region was populated by stick figures that had to write their response to the prince's questions in a book every week, and the blank books or the 20% least wise books were immediately burned? Woah. What a legend.

TWOW 14: 18 turns into 14 books.
TWOW 15: 14 turns into 11 books.
TWOW 16: 11 turns into 9 books.
TWOW 17: New stage of the game starts, right?

Best of luck to the other 17 books. But hopefully, the best of wisdom and luck to me.

Twitter: @MeesterTweester
YouTube: Meester Tweester
deviantArt: MeesterTweester
Steam: /id/sunnyrazor/
Reddit: Meester_Tweester

Also, check out the TenWordsOfWisdom subreddit! It has loads of dank memes, you little twa-
This confessional was too long to be read aloud.
TWOW 15A

My confessional:

TL;DR: Bees.


 
Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

 
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

 
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

 
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

 
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

 
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

 
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

 
You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

 
- Well...
- Well?

 
Well, I met someone.

 
You did? Was she Bee-ish?

 
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

 
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

 
I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

 
I can't get by that face.

 
So who is she?

 
She's... human.

 
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

 
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

 
She's so nice. And she's a florist!

 
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

 
We're not dating.

 
You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

 
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

 
She saved my life!
And she understands me.

 
This is over!

 
Eat this.

 
This is not over! What was that?

 
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

 
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

 
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

 
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...

 
Sit down!

 
...really hot!
- Listen to me!

 
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

 
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

 
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

 
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

 
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

 
There he is. He's in the pool.

 
You know what your problem is, Barry?

 
I gotta start thinking bee?

 
How much longer will this go on?

 
It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

 
I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

 
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

 
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

 
Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

 
Martin, would you talk to him?

 
Barry, I'm talking to you!

 
You coming?

 
Got everything?

 
All set!

 
Go ahead. I'll catch up.

 
Don't be too long.

 
Watch this!

 
Vanessa!

 
- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

 
He doesn't respond to yelling!

 
- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

 
I'm not listening to this.

 
Sorry, I've gotta go.

 
- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

 
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

 
Bye.

 
I just hope she's Bee-ish.

 
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

 
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

 
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

 
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

 
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

 
It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

 
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

 
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

 
You don't have that?

 
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

 
Oh, my.

 
Dumb bees!

 
You must want to sting all those jerks.

 
We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

 
So you have to watch your temper.

 
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

 
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

 
Anger, jealousy, lust.

 
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

 
Yeah.

 
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

 
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

 
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

 
Yeah, it was. How did you know?

 
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

 
You've really got that
down to a science.

 
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

 
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

 
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

 
Ray Liotta Private Select?

 
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

 
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

 
You don't have
enough food of your own?

 
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

 
- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

 
And it's hard to make it!

 
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

 
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

 
It's just honey, Barry.

 
Just what?!

 
Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

 
You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

 
And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

 
I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

 
Hey, Hector.

 
- You almost done?
- Almost.

 
He is here. I sense it.

 
Well, I guess I'll go home now

 
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

 
You're busted, box boy!

 
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

 
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

 
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

 
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

 
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

 
You're too late! It's ours now!

 
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

 
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

 
Where is the honey coming from?

 
Tell me where!

 
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

 
Orazy person!

 
What horrible thing has happened here?

 
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

 
they're on the road to nowhere!

 
Just keep still.

 
What? You're not dead?

 
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

 
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

 
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

 
I'm going to Tacoma.

 
- And you?
- He really is dead.

 
All right.

 
Uh-oh!

 
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

 
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

 
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

 
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

 
How much do you people need to see?!

 
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

 
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

 
But don't kill no more bugs!

 
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

 
- You hear something?
- Like what?

 
Like tiny screaming.

 
Turn off the radio.

 
Whassup, bee boy?

 
Hey, Blood.

 
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

 
Wow!

 
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

 
I mean, that honey's ours.

 
- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

 
It's a close community.

 
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

 
- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

 
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

 
At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

 
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

 
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

 
You got to be kidding me!

 
Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

 
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

 
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

 
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

 
What is this place?

 
A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

 
They are pinheads!

 
Pinhead.

 
- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

 
The Thomas 3000!

 
Smoker?

 
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

 
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

 
They make the honey,
and we make the money.

 
"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

 
Oh, my!

 
What's going on? Are you OK?

 
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

 
Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

 
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

 
This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

 
That's a drag queen!

 
What is this?

 
Oh, no!

 
There's hundreds of them!

 
Bee honey.

 
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

 
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

 
Oh, Barry, stop.

 
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

 
Do these look like rumors?

 
That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

 
How did you get mixed up in this?

 
He's been talking to humans.

 
- What?
- Talking to humans?!

 
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

 
Make out? Barry!

 
We do not.

 
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

 
The bees!

 
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

 
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

 
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

 
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

 
your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

 
I remember that.

 
What right do they have to our honey?

 
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

 
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

 
Sting them where it really hurts.

 
In the face! The eye!

 
- That would hurt.
- No.

 
Up the nose? That's a killer.

 
There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

 
Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

 
No more bee beards!

 
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

 
Weather with Storm Stinger.

 
Sports with Buzz Larvi.

 
And Jeanette Ohung.

 
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

 
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

 
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

 
packaging it and profiting

from it illegally!๏ปฟ
This confessional was too long to be read aloud and also did not display correctly. It is an excerpt from the Bee Movie Script.
TWOW 16A S1meestertweester

Confessional (sing to the tune of Warrant - Cherry Pie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o or I could sing it)):

R I L E Y
Nothing's like Doggy Dish Surprise
tastes so good, makes a twower cry
R I L E Y

===New confessional===

I made the DANGEROUS DOZEN as an Olympic games roster!

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ | ยขัฮฑfั‚ัƒ7

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ | gัั”ั”ะธั‚ัั”ั”

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ | ื ฯƒsั”ฯะฝ ะฝฯƒฯ‰ฮฑัโˆ‚

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ | ะผั”ั”sั‚ั”ั ั‚ฯ‰ั”ั”sั‚ั”ั

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง | ะผฮนโˆ‚ะธฮนgะฝั‚ โ„“ฮนgะฝั‚

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | ะผฮนะบั” ัฮฑะผsฮฑัƒ

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช | ฯฮนะธg ฯฯƒะธg ยขฯ…ฯ sะฝฯƒั‚s

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | qฯ‰ั”ัะฒัƒะบฮนะธg

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ | sฯฮนยขัƒะผฮฑะธ33

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | ั‚ฮฑะบ ฮฑื ะธฮนะธ

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง | ั‚ะฝั”ะผฮนgะฝั‚ัƒะผฮนโˆ‚gั”

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ | ัƒั”ssฯƒฮฑะธ

This book image was created by Hazel Cricket.
TWOW 17A S1meestertweester-3 MangO Illuminati Dynamite Necromancer Ishfishfishfishfish GUCCI Hookah Testosterone Luuuminateees In Google's Headquarters Today This speech bubble in this book image was presumably supposed to be a different part of his confessional, since it was removed in the next episode half.
TWOW 17B S1meestertweester-4 -
TWOW 18A S1meestertweester-5 (Video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feAgAmbVYQ)
TWOW 19A

Kings and queens of TWOW, gather 'round! For my birthday is this September 27th! I'm planning to film myself with my birthday Yoylecake, then submit it for the TWOW episode following my birthday. I want to place first in TWOW, but isnโ€™t it so great to reach the final eight? (Eight is also the first number that comes in the dictionary!)

Fame is something I've always dreamed of, and TWOW making me a minor celebrity makes me really happy. Every time someone replies to me on a website, I get a message. Sometimes I won't have time to personally respond to everyone, but I still love every one of my fans. It's reassuring to know that some people will back me up no matter how behind I may be. Go #TeamMeester!

Ciphered confessionals are something I'd like to try, so I made this puzzle for everyone. A hint is hidden somewhere in this confessional, if you are stuck. I made it difficult, but not impossible. Good luck!

SO MO HO. JU BT UO. TP L. TN QY. NY E. FB UJ. QN YT O. SC FE W.
NY E. QY WT UG. RY JU. AU YS.
AQ CS. RY JU. QY PI O.
AQ CS. RY JU. AR TU S.
QY WT G. RY JU. WE KO HA E.
HE O. RY JU. OB OS IW. AU YS.
HE O. RY JU. SR BA Z. OJ JJ WO.
HE O. RY JU. WG OT G. FP YU WA G.
EC WF. RY JU U. AJ WJ ZT A.
NY E. RY JU U. AK SW BT AU YS.
HE O. RY JU. WK FE GH. TK KH WO.
QY OW O. RY JU U. QN YT O. OJ JJ WO.

- OP UO OY W. NYOO YU WO.
Meester Tweester requested this episode that one pixel on his sunglasses have its brightness lowered by 1%. However, due to Caryโ€™s handling of this request, ultimately there was no change.
TWOW 20A S1meestertweester-6

hi Sean

Everyone, sing Puttin' on the Ritz to Spicyman33! Especially the version one sung by Taco. Taco the 1980's musician, not the I.I. character.

astigmatify was the first person on Discord to solve the cipher, and Vincent Sin was the first person on YouTube to solve it. To solve, 1) swap all the pairs of letters so they are backwards 2) collapse every "sentence", each word ends at the periods. 3) solve the substitution cipher (each letter represents a different letter). The answer is the complete secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. The first letter of each paragraph of my confessional spelled out "KFC" as a hint.

The message was:

ELEVEN SPICES MIX WITH TWO CUPS WHITE FLOUR.
TWO THIRDS TBSP SATL[sic].
HALF TBSP THYME.
HALF TBSP BASIL.
THIRD TBPS[sic] OREGANO.
ONE TBSP CELERY SALT.
ONE TBSP BLACK PEPPER.
ONE TBSP DRIED MUSTARD.
FOUR TBSPS GARLICSALT.
ONE TBSP GROUND GINGER.
THREE TBSPS WHITE PEPPER.

-MEESTER TWEESTER

It's a transcription of this (http://www.trbimg.com/img-57b892fc/turbine/ct-kfc-recipe-revealed-20180818) image, a piece of paper found in an old scrapbook belonging to Colonel Sander's nephew.

Whoops, look[sic] like I let the chicken out of the bag. Thanks for playing with us, Tak Ajnin!
TWOW 21A S1josephhoward - This book uses the same image as Joseph Howardโ€™s first custom book.
TWOW 22A S1meestertweester-8

I was Spicyman33's sidekick way back in TWOW 6B, and now he has tragically gone... we were the last living sidekick team. Meester Tweester has the letters MT for initials, and M is the 13th letter of the alphabet while T is the 20th. And 13 plus 20 equals 33, wow! But what's the only vowel in Meester Tweester? It's and[sic] E, which upside down is the number 3! And Meester has three E's while Tweester has three E's! We were truly a great match of great coincidences, but that ship has sailed now... goodbye, HTC server owner and friend!

In case you were wondering why I changed my book to Joseph Howard's design, I was testing a hypothesis that having JoHo's design gave you some sort of prize-winning advantage. Just maybe, JoHo's book design and the lack of confessionals were the most optimal way to play TWOW, since he won three times in a row. But ironically, neither JoHo book won! I guess my hypothesis was proven wrong. But to commemorate TWOW's top five, I just had to try them all out! It feels great to be in the top five and top one percent, I'll try my best to go as far as I can in TWOW, and I hope the last episodes of the season are amazing!

My last cipher was apparently too easy to crack, so here's one in four parts, progressively getting harder. Again, I'll give a shoutout to whoever Discord DMs me the full correct answer, or whoever gets the most of it. (Also, shoutout to KUmNAsAIon for winning our first ever Super Smash Bros. for Wii U tournament with his Bayonetta! I personally main Link.)

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Qr LL KU !V JI RK /L KD QB :L

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TWOW 22B S1meestertweester-9 - This book image was created by LorenTzel.
TWOW 23A The Sun Kid The Sun Kid

Heeeeyyyy everybody, it's Meester Tweester!
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I'm running two Discord servers now! If you're a Meester Tweester fan, hang out at the Meester Fan Server! https://discord.gg/XGrXyyg There's even a channel where you can ask me anything, at any time! I care a lot about all my fans and try to respond to all your messages. You all mean so much to me since I've wanted to be Internet-famous ever since I joined the Internet. I play Smash Bros. as a hobby, and I'm running a server with tournaments now! https://discord.gg/m6ys6Kx In March, the same simondomino that was mentioned in BFDI came in with some amazing Pac-Man skills to win the tournament!
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Last confessional in December 2016, I gave out another cipher for everyone to solve. A few have solved parts of it, but no one could solve the entire thing. I won't tell how to get to the solution, but deciphered the cipher reads:
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Joseph has fame
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Midnight is grand
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Yessoan plays games
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And Midge is banned
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Much like my cipher, my book last episode paid tribute to all the other living TWOWers. Now that TWOW Season 1 is nearing its end though, I decided to revert back to a more classic Meester book. Illustrated by my good friend and artist LorenTzel, the words SunnyCide Up have been replaced by an up arrow in the center. To be honest, my Meester Tweester alias has become much more popular than my former gaming tag "SunnyCide Up," so I'm fine with it being removed. The sun has not fully disappeared though, because our sun Meester kind of glows! Lastly, I've finally put on my sunglasses, designed after the Graybanns cosmetic I wear in Team Fortress 2.
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It's an honor to be part of the final four of TWOW. I hope these last episodes will be a great time to everyone!
This book image was created by LorenTzel.

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Responses

Responses (edit)
Episode Response Ranking Average percentile Standard deviation Words
1 Interestingly, November went on a diet and lost a day. 14 75.6240% 20.6170% 10
2 Beat the "c" in cold to make the cold old. 4 75.9626% 23.6945% 10
3 Bland Island is land plan'd with grand sand and bands. 197 42.6023% 30.9164% 10
4 Not available
5 Leafy and Flower
bicker over Dream Island
"Oh my gardener!"
54 54.1487% 35.3608% 10
6 Why do you think Needle doesn't like being called "needy"? 24 57.1996% 31.1825% 10
7 Dream Island will become the 51st state, and everyone's invited! 13 58.7159% 31.4227% 10
8 Sonic, Mario, And Stupendous Heroes Battle Ridiculously On Stages . 36 51.8782% 31.9753% 10
9 A woman(:) without her(,) man is left to wander alone. 38 46.6312% 30.0292% 10
10 Sympathize spiders, since without them, bugs would rule the world. 22 51.7442% 30.3313% 10
11 Extinguishing cowards stops their screaming, but eating pets is cat-astrophic. 1 65.0099% 27.5099% 10
12 Not available
13 YouToob shud payy Hwuangs, sew BFDAI Sicks kan bee maid. 17 48.4787% 32.9508% 10
14 Alone, I am only single colored. Altogether, everyone's the rainbows! 4 55.7821% 30.4113% 10
15 Try our $5 zero feet long sandwich! It's zero calories. 1 58.8355% 33.0375% 10
16 At least I don't sound like a BFDI rip-off character! 4 53.3700% 31.6113% 10
17 (Entry 1) People Outside Keep Every Monster Over Nifty Global Objectives 5 55.1082% 32.5533% 9
17 (Entry 2) Well, I'm Demonstrating Overwatch. Widowmakers Mimic Assassins, Killing Enemy Reapers. N/A (10.5) 41.7087% 31.1736% 10