TWOW 11B/Responses

Top 3 Responses

Ranking	Username	Submission	Percentile	Std. Dev.	Votes
1st	Meester Tweester	Extinguishing cowards stops their screaming, but eating pets is cat-astrophic.	65.01%	27.51%	106
2nd	Tak Ajnin	If commenters consumed cats, they couldn't comment on cat videos.	63.92%	30.42%	116
3rd	The Futech Hacker	Crazy commenters think, "Cats are cute, but cowards are consumable!"	62.03%	29.17%	118

Safe Responses

Ranking	Username	Submission	Percentile	Std. Dev.	Votes
4th	Riley	Commenters HATE ordering cats. the cat-alogue is just too confusing!	60.63%	30.58%	143
5th	QwerbyKing	Commenters and cats contain common characteristics that cowards cannot comprehend.	58.86%	32.15%	114
6th	rinkrat02	Because they aren't CATholic and their CATitude isn't PAWsitive.	56.40%	35.51%	718
7th	Yessoan[Entry 1]	Shiny cowards are incredibly flammable, and could ignite beloved cats.	55.92%	26.00%	148
8th	TheMightyMidge	Cowards have too much class, cats just lick their ass.	55.67%	33.37%	120
9th	xXBombs_AwayXx	They're firemen, they save cats from trees and extinguish things.	55.44%	32.41%	127
10th	beanme100	Crazed comments cannot be controlled. Containment can cease cat consumption.	54.45%	31.70%	144
10.5th	Yessoan[Entry 2]	Because their internet is slow, they need SOMETHING to do.	53.55%	33.24%	126
11th	FlareonTheFlareon[Entry 1]	Hysterical cats are too loud to consume. Just being logical.	53.38%	28.84%	131
12th	Mike Ramsay	Cowards can't like their insane comments if they're on fire.	51.50%	28.11%	133
13th	steveminecraft46	They're insane and like screaming, eating cats quietly is neither.	51.27%	31.54%	711
14th	Midnight Light[Entry 1]	Trolls get lols by lipsticking stricken chickens, not half-bitten kittens.	51.27%	33.37%	716
15th	fryUaj	You know, extinguishing is neater than tasing a mouse eater!	51.15%	32.67%	123
16th	Ping Pong Cup Shots	They enjoy annoying the defenseless, but cower when confronted themselves.	50.54%	30.83%	142
17th	Crafty7	Cowards must surrender to high fashion! Cats will just hiss.	50.48%	27.57%	727
18th	Juhmatok	Sparkling shiny cowards are so fabulous, fashionable commenters get jealous!	50.39%	29.08%	149
19th	Joseph Howard	They never do anything quietly. They won't get attention, otherwise.	50.31%	30.51%	133
20th	THATcommentor	Grammar Nazis rely on cat videos to retain their sanity.	50.30%	30.85%	137
21st	Ean EStone	They wouldn't eat a cat, but their extinguishing skills shine!	49.95%	27.15%	125
22nd	Spicyman33	Consuming cats is as cat-astrophic as exting-guessing this prompt's meaning.	48.48%	32.41%	122
23rd	Sam Billinge	Insane commenters love fashion. Cowards wear Crocs. Cats wear Purr-berry.	48.22%	30.07%	120
23.5th	FlareonTheFlareon[Entry 2]	Cats might maul their faces, so commenters extinguish cowards instead.	47.92%	28.64%	713
24th	alexlion0511	Hysterical cats taste gross. Commenters would rather extinguish shiny cowards.	47.78%	29.13%	703
25th	Jennings AsYetUntitled	Extinguishing shiny cowards is bright... but eating cats is purr-gery.	46.82%	30.73%	107
26th	GreenTree	Commenters need cats to catch those they perceive as rats.	46.25%	27.71%	135
27th	taopwnh6427	Theyd rather feed off the misery of cowardly internet users.	45.77%	29.22%	137
28th	some_nerd (The Pi Guy)	Lolcat-loving commenters destroy cowards' internal flames to boost their self-esteem.	45.26%	28.37%	119

Eliminated Responsese

Ranking	Username	Submission	Percentile	Std. Dev.	Votes
29th	Quinn Ruddy	Because extinguishment cures cowards that are shiny after eating yoyleberries.	44.74%	27.90%	691
30th	DeeandEd	Insane commenters can't be quiet and can discriminate against anyone.	44.33%	28.26%	136
31st	Ni Hao Guylan	Don't think about, just let it be. It's natural.	42.86%	38.33%	727
32nd	Stalemate	Because they rather consume awkward aardvark than hysterical cats quitely.	42.63%	30.16%	121
32.5th	Midnight Light[Entry 2]	Chics peeps leak water onto the weak, not feline freaks.	42.59%	32.11%	118
33rd	pokemonmanic3595	Commenters extinguish shiny cowards; they cause hysteria for cat overlords.	40.55%	28.55%	715
34th	Christian deWeever	Commenters got fansion inspiration from cats while ridding The Shining.	33.42%	28.04%	725
35th	John Petrucci	Cary held a new competition: Fight for the Flashy Fainthearted.	32.76%	29.07%	124