TWOW 9B/Responses

Top 10 Responses

Ranking	Username	Picture	Submission	Percentile	Std. Dev.	Votes
1st	chichinitz		Parent(hese)s are (al)way(s used as) too(ls in math and) lit(erature)	59.90% +17.56%	29.97%	105
2nd	John Dubuc		The (glistening) (moon)light, (awe-inspiring,) makes my eyes (shine) burn (ing) (flames).	56.42% +19.26%	31.28%	120
3rd	Ping Pong Cup Shots		I think that (blood) tests are (making me feel qu)easy	55.85% +18.52%	28.57%	89
4th	Spicyman33		O(pi)nions are (not) all(owed in) you(tube comments. Gr)eat. (They're) Gross.	68.28%	30.99%	125
5th	Tak Ajnin		It's (im)possible to (be)lie(ve facts) about anything on the internet.	66.58% +0.85%	26.66%	98
6th	The Futech Hacker		The (wo)man was de(m)a(n)d(ing food), and went to (S)hell(y's Diner).	66.72%	27.36%	117
7th	steveminecraft46		(This) TWOW(er) has (a serious lack of) clever, funny responses.	65.57%	26.99%	96
8th	Sam Billinge		I'm in (S)pain, I broke my (s)le(d)g(e) in the Pyrenees!	61.68% +1.06%	28.30%	97
9th	taopwnh6427		I (for)gave her a(fter) (s)he( f)art(ed) at( the ) t(r)ack( meet).	57.89% +4.35%	29.37%	124
10th	pokemonmanic3595		Everyone watched (as) the clown (was) (charged) with unruly (mans)laughter.	62.17%	31.80%	96

Safe Regular Responses

Ranking	Username	Picture	Submission	Percentile	Std. Dev.	Votes
11th	xXBombs_AwayXx		Sam decided to (c)hop up and (fil)let his dog('s)inside(s).	61.91%	30.10%	84
12th	Quinn Ruddy		i (h)ate my pet dog for (eating my) lunch today!	61.51%	26.03%	118
13th	Crafty7		Psycho(logy) experiment: Lock people in rooms(, test them on logic!)	54.44%+6.02%	28.53%	105
14th	QwerbyKing		My teacher said, "(From tri)go(nometry), to the fun(ctions) (of fai(lu)r(e)."	60.03%	29.91%	117
15th	Ronan Sandoval		Your girlfriend is (unlike) m(an)y m(any) other. (She's a j)ew(el)!	59.56%	33.85%	97
16th	NitroNinja		(P)i(er)ce(d) (s)creams never fail to light up a child's day.	58.63%	27.61%	109
17th	beanme100		(Never) give up your dreams. Stop trying (to doubt yourself.)	57.63%	29.00%	128
18th	Midnight Light		Because he's gaining too much weight, he's going to die(t).	47.15%+9.63%	32.86%	96
19th	TheMightyMidge		I'm (not) American, so i say colo(u)r, program(me) and jewel(le)ry.	56.73%	32.87%	101
20th	Ni Hao Guylan		Ted Cruz: a (zodiac) killer(,) dude. Definitely (un)worthy of Presidency!	56.50%	30.65%	117
21st	fryUaj		(s)Cary sat(an) on my lap(top), it was (mal)fun(ctioned), and also (sh)odd(y)!	54.37%	31.99%	118
22nd	Mike Ramsay		(S)laughter is the best medicine for when you are sick(-minded.)	52.34%	30.65%	114
23rd	FlareonTheFlareon		We need to (work until we')re st(ressed out very) eas(il)y.	51.96%	27.03%	89
24th	some_nerd (The Pi Guy)		(Im)patient (carykh sub)scribe(r)s scream '(T)WOW!' if there are(n't TWOW) books.	51.82%	28.96%	98
25th	Stalemate		(Nu)clear wa(rfa)re changes the entire world into a bar(ren) (wasteland).	51.68%	31.45%	96
26th	John Petrucci		Will you just (marry me? I'll) die soon (without you)...	51.28%	29.83%	97
27th	DeeandEd		They're going to d(o great things in l)i(f)e (starting) today.	51.27%	27.87%	103
28th	THATcommentor		(Ans)We(r) (par)all(els) secret(ive)ly wish(ing) that Ca(utiona)ry wi(ndfa)ll make(s) (pro)g(r)am(m)es f...	51.06%	30.79%	83
29th	rinkrat02		YouTube is (consuming my life with) great (effectiveness)	49.91%	32.92%	128
30th	Juhmatok		I went into the garden to hang my brother('s shirt).	49.40%	31.44%	115
31st	Riley		I love him (as a friend), the feeling is(n't) mutual.	47.41%+ 1.76%	27.21%	105
32nd	Christian deWeever		(I) find Destiny (is a game) to (bore) your life.	48.75%	27.65%	119
33rd	legotd61		The kid dropped his(tory books in the) ice cream (store)	48.35%	24.47%	95
34th	AnimationCreated		I just really want to (get my hair) die(d) today.	47.94%	30.54%	86
35th	Joseph Howard		I find comfort in cooking(,) my family(,) and my pets.	47.92%	34.65%	118
36th	Yessoan		Remember, you must keep close(r) what (is in) you(r) hear(t)	47.28%	28.53%	107
37th	Smileyworkscompany		I'm (d)raw(ing) and took a (b)rush, because I (p)aint Falco.	46.67%	31.80%	103
38th	Meester Tweester		A woman(:) without her(,) man is left to wander alone.	46.63%	30.03%	93
39th	GreenTree		I love eating(,) my family, my friends and my dog.	46.47%	34.62%	94
40th	Not Pro		we ate grandma ('s special spaghetti and meatball recipe) for dinner	45.86%	32.31%	89
41st	Jennings AsYetUntitled		They all received (im)plants for growing their gardens (of love)	44.41%	27.21%	104
42nd	Ean EStone		I have (no) ideas on what (needs) to be (pre)sent.	44.34%	25.62%	121
43rd	Ulises Castillo		There were (two) yellow (tigers eating) cookies on the roof	43.10%	27.25%	100
44th	TimVideo 326		After running this race, bubble was very (sk)ill(ed) at endurance.	42.12%	29.60%	109

Eliminated Responses

Ranking	Username	Picture	Submission	Percent	Std. Dev.	Votes
45th	Will Zhang		My (Imagi)Nation is (Non-exist)an(t), (c)an(')t (re)ally for(get) that (Em)bar(rasing) (F)act	41.29%	31.85%	90
46th	Mariobrosaa Productions		Dragons cut (our budgets). We were unable to survive (luxuriously).	41.24%	31.77%	97
47th	The All Rounder | Marble Races		They (s)have their bun(nie)s in order to (h)eat up (competit)ions	41.19%	27.53%	113
48th	WhoNeedsAName		TWOW is not (very) dangerous(ly) (hazardous) (on) (purpose), just fun!	39.97%	28.73%	106
49th	Erikfassett		(S)he did not deserve the hate(d and bad TWOW prize)	39.91%	28.46%	97
50th	Diamondcup67		Dude(ttes), (go) take a chil(i dog with) l(ots of) pill(s)!	38.41%	27.45%	103
51st	Endr Dragon		Ten d(elightful l)ancers d(ucked and lanced) while laughing (maniacally) loud.	34.30%	28.48%	92
52nd	DanTheStripe		Your (car)pet is well (exe)cute(d), (in)fancy (would be) a bitch...(?)	33.72%	29.31%	136
53rd	Henry Scott		I went to alabama (zoo) to see the (giraffe) monument.	29.33%	27.92%	100
54th	BlueLucario98		The (cat)holic was to(o)exe(cute) Mason, proclaimed to the g(room)	28.27%	27.65%	113
55th	Reid Pozzi		We can all agree that ostriches are (not) scary creatures.	26.55 +1.66%	29.93%	120