“
I still find it impressive that in TWOW 12, you were the only member of the top 10 who DIDN'T use a pun. What are the chances? I saw xXBombs_AwayXx[sic], some_nerd (The Pi Guy), Hazel Cricket, and Tak Ajnin disapprove of puns in the comments. You are their leader now.
”
TheMightyMidge, labelled the Leader of the Pun Resistance, is a contestant who ranked fifth in Ten Words of Wisdom season 1.
Game status[]
TheMightyMidge is eliminated as of TWOW 22B.
HTwins Central interaction[]
TheMightyMidge is generally regarded as one of the more controversial members in the community’s history. He is the only top 22 contestant to have been banned from HTwins Central, having been in November 2016 just before TWOW 20B, after breaking many rules and then supposedly setting his profile picture to the middle finger emoji while in Permanent Memelord status. He has since appealed successfully and returned, though stripped of his Alumni role.
In July 2017, Tantusar assigned to Midge the Not Serious role after supposed misbehavior in the #serious channel. This quickly led to Tantusar’s removal from the staff team for “power abuse”, a 2-strike offense under Joseph Howard’s moderation system.
Trivia[]
- Midge revealed that Sam Billinge was an alternate account in TWOW 14A, so Sam was disqualified.
- Midge held the title of Efficiency Champion for the greatest number of episodes.
- Unlike the others, his original elimination card uses his actual book instead of a drawn version of it.
- Midge is the final contestant to have been eliminated without a win.
- Midge is the highest ranking TWOWer to have never won a prize.
- Despite this, he would have won the prize in TWOW 4B, placing 10th if it were not for the 5% boosts that were handed out to multiple TWOWers as a prize. This bumped him down to 14th that episode.
- The only time he ever hit the podium was in TWOW 21B where he scored 3rd.
Appearance changes and confessionals[]
| Episode | Book | Nickname | Confessional | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TWOW 1A | 
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- | - | |
| TWOW 13A | Leader of the Pun Resistance | - | ||
| TWOW 14A | 
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...sandwiches | This is a continuation of Sam Billinge’s confessional that episode. | |
| TWOW 15A | - is gone! | |||
| TWOW 16A | Wow, I never expected to get this far. Thank You to everyone who has voted and has given me encouragement to carry on. Also, it's myself and Midnight Light reppin' it for the Brits. Hope to see more in Season Two! | |||
| TWOW 17A | 
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An ode to Yessoan: Your Enema Smells Strange. Open Asscrack Now! | Cary attempted to censor this confessional by replacing the vowels in “Asscrack” with asterisks and also by not reading it aloud. | |
| TWOW 18A | - | |||
| TWOW 19A | - | |||
| TWOW 20A | For Tak... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyggTKDcOE | |||
| TWOW 21A | Ta bron orm Pucks, and sorry to all the haters who wanted to see me gone, you were very unlucky. I know I'm very unpopular with many people on HTwins Central, but that makes me like Trump, and we all know what happened there... #MakeHTwinsCentralGreatAgain | |||
| TWOW 22A | - |
Gallery[]
Elimination card (single frame)
Elimination card alternate
Responses[]
| Round | Ranking | Response | Average percentile | Standard deviation | Relative ranking | Word count* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 45 | November 31st rode into the sunset and never came back | 66.942% | 24.885% | 91.0204% | 10 |
| 2 | 52 | To keep out the cold this year, burn a corpse | 62.3306% | 29.8423% | 85.7143% | 10 |
| 3 | 43 | The grand scanned land was more bland than they planned | 60.0973% | 35.4379% | 84.0304% | 10 |
| 4 | 14 | The World Antidisestablishmentarianism Debate was awkward, Snakes only speak Farsi! | 65.3644% | 29.5779% | 93.5323% | 10 |
| 5 | 39 | A Science Haiku / Chloroplasts hold Chlorophyll / Which makes green flora | 55.7522% | 30.0089% | 76.3975% | 10 |
| 6 | 33 | Describe the plot of your favourite film in 10 words. | 55.7348% | 28.4669% | 73.3333% | 10 |
| 7 | 36 | Give some Turkey or a Canada Chile to the Hungary. | 53.5732% | 31.9092% | 64% | 10 |
| 8 | 51 | Some Underwater Boats Make All Radical Islamists Never Ejaculate Semen | 43.9425% | 32.1038% | 27.5362% | 10 |
| 9 | 19 | I'm (not) American, so I say colo(u)r, program(me) and jewel(le)ry. | 56.7269% | 32.8677% | 66.6667% | 10 |
| 10 | 26 | The Plates looked on helplessly, as their friend shattered mercilessly. | 49.5109% | 28.7009% | 40.4762% | 10 |
| 11 | 8 | Cowards have too much class, cats just lick their ass. | 55.6714% | 33.3723% | 81.0811% | 10 |
| 12 | 7 | Ruby doesn't exist. Jade was sent to a mental asylum. | 56.8899% | 34.7632% | 77.7778% | 10 |
| 13 | 7 | 2 b orr nt 2 b, tht iz da queshtun | 54.8091% | 31.8634% | 75% | 10 |
| 14 | 14 | Intellectual diversity should come above the desires of identity politicians. | 46.9515% | 27.1423% | 15.7895% | 10 |
| 15 | 7 | LAWYER REQUIRED: We're being sued because stewed food is rude! | 51.4885% | 31.7866% | 62.5% | 10 |
| 16 | 8 | Do you speak to your mother like that? How rude! | 50.1639% | 30.711% | 46.1538% | 10 |
| 17 1 | 8 | Collective Ownership Makes Many Uneasy. Nevertheless, Individuals Share Their Stuff. | 51.8491% | 28.1084% | 52.381% | 10 |
| 17 2 | 10.4 | Albania Zambia Ethiopia Russia Botswana Armenia India Jamaica Australia Nicaragua. | 42.4679% | 33.8889% | 19.0476% | 10 |
| 18 1 | 6 | Sometimes my o(pi)nions can upset people, Wow (is totally irrational)! | 52.5255% | 28.2475% | 61.1111% | 10 |
| 18 2 | 8.1 | (I love S)parking in Austr(ail)ia. Kill(ing) yourself, it's more fun! | 46.6988% | 28.8824% | 38.8889% | 10 |
| 19 1 | 4 | Usually 3-5 working days, but the postage system in unreliable. | 54.0605% | 32.2964% | 75% | 10 |
| 19 2 | 8.6 | Darkness doesn't exist by itself. It's simply absence of light! | 37.644% | 28.2543% | 0% | 10 |
| 20 1 | 6 | I reckoned the precipice beckoned. Therefore, place this response second! | 48.0519% | 29.441% | 35.7143% | 10 |
| 20 2 | 7.4 | (.Y.) FOR THE LOVE OF BOOBIES, RANK ME FIRST (.Y.) | 36.1921% | 37.9615% | 0% | 10 |
| 21 1 | 3 | It's main goal wasn't to win, but to crush opposition. | 53.8218% | 29.48712% | 83.3333% | 10 |
| 21 2 | 6.6 | Our plucky poultry found satisfaction by annihilating isolation and seclusion! | 34.0956% | 31.82489574% | 0% | 10 |
| 22 1 | 5 | Firey failed to find Atlantis, fortunately Dream Island felt familiar. | 42.994264% | 30.993858% | 20% | 10 |
| 22 2 | 5.1 | While Dream Island displays decorations, Atlantis always appears absolutely awesome! | 41.41514425% | 27.17452943% | 10% | 10 |
* The word counting mechanism used on the TWOW Wiki differs from the official word counting mechanism. If the official method is known, please share it!
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