November was bad at monopoly, and had to trade it.
Punch it! Cold has a poor fight style.
Most recent response
Devious trickster, rule-bender red. Other competitors, to zombies, were fed. (61.07%)
You were the first victor of TWOW ever, which is quite mind-boggling if you consider the fact that the first TWOW result I EVER SAW outputed from my program was yours. But I'm gonna call you a board game expert because both of your #1 entries used them (Monopoly, chess).
– carykh, TWOW 13A Yessoan
, nicknamed the Board Game Expert, is a top-3 contestant in
Ten Words of Wisdom season 1
Yessoan is currently alive as of
Yessoan currently has a 69.03% chance of making the Final 2, and a 34.99% chance of winning all of TWOW (as of TWOW 23B).
Yessoan was the first contestant to win three TWOW season 1 prompts.
He is one of only two S1 TWOWers (the other being Joseph Howard) who has won four rounds.
The only times Yessoan has received a prize were the times when he won the round.
He is the first round winner.
Yessoan is the last person with 1 word in their name.
He is one of four S1 contestants with different colored eyes, the others being Midnight Light, Tak Ajnin, and Taopwnh6427.
His old book (fourth custom book) had numbers that represented the other remaining TWOWers.
Appearance changes and confessionals
Board Game Expert
Hi everyone! Thanks for helping me get this far, I'm glad you like board games too! I'm really nervous with TWOW, so much so that sometimes I take up to an hour to think of an answer. Good luck to everyone else!
It's crazy to make it this far, and I want to thank everyone who has wished me well. It'll take every ounce of strategy, intellect and luck I have to pull this out, but this is a game I'm ready to play. Let's ROLL THE DICE!
Consistancy really adds flair to your 7's
Woah, final 9? That's amazing! Thanks to lorenTzel for updating my rulebook! It contains all the secrets for amazing responses ;)
Crafty nooo! I shall avenge you... somehow... I guess that's not how this works. Book level 2, courtesy of Crafty power!
This book image resulted from a misinterpretation: Yessoan wanted his main book holding the rulebook. He requested that this be fixed in the B half, which it was.
The dice on the front cover pay homage to both living and dead TWOWers:
Heeeeyyyyyyyy everyone! TWOW is getting pretty close, realistically its anyone's game! Who will triumph? Who will be the next to go? Who is the best at Mario Party?
Only time will tell, as we play... TEN WORDS OF WISDOM, FINAL 7 EDITION! (except that last question, the answer is me, obviously)
Thanks everyone for a year of TWOW! That's all, gotta keep these episodes short after all. (Everybody play games! They're fun and good for your brain!)
Final 5 is tense, but I hope the audience enjoys these final rounds of highly intellectual combat. En Garde! (Also, made it to my birthday, score!)
The initials of the first eight words of the confessional spell “FFITBIHT,” which supposedly hints at the Fitbit watch Yessoan received as a Christmas gift.
This book commemorates several contestants from before, including Crafty7 (book colors on spine, tennis ball cover) and Spicyman33 (book colors on spine, fireball trail).
A party of four, the most uncertain and luck based number of attendees for a party! Hope I roll well. [ sic] Oh, and thanks for watching everyone! Your support is super appreciated!
November was bad at monopoly, and had to trade it.
2 (Entry 1) Move to the sun and cold will leave you be.
2 (Entry 2) Punch it! Cold has a poor fight style.
The continent speaks! It asks kindly to be kept secret.
Dodecahedron world may be sunny, but has many awkward angles.
The hottest energy trend. Love yummy sun beams. 85
Which super power would be the most fun to have?
Throw a party and then give it to someone else.
Contestants Hurriedly Answer Lavish Language Exercises, Needing Grand, Entertaining Solutions.
Remember, you must keep close(r) what (is in) you(r) hear(t)
In Chess, pawns cannot retreat, only charge to their deaths.
11 (Entry 1) Shiny cowards are incredibly flammable, and could ignite beloved cats.
11 (Entry 2) Because their internet is slow, they need SOMETHING to do.
Jade realized she'd accidentally left her arms at Ruby's house.
Uisng Typoglyceima efefctievly, eevry wrod wtrietn hree bcmeoes esialy utndesorod.
Though same and familiar would be comfortable, diversity creates innovation.
15 (Entry 1) Hidden off mainstreet, enjoy discrete, salad or meat, eat Bittersweet!
15 (Entry 2) Where did those leftover crumbs come from? We'll never tell!
You're talking nonsense! Have you understood anything I've been saying?
17 (Entry 1) SofteninG OpulencE ON TenderesT HealthfuL EmbracE
17 (Entry 2) climactiC crescendO, learN euphoriC moraL, adieU allieS, confettI, primO champioN
18 (Entry 1)
There (i)s no I(ntellegent solutions) in team(work, in most cases).
18 (Entry 2)
Its done! A break(through) from (research) work, exhaust(ive colossal power)ed.
19 (Entry 1)
Depends on how quickly I can knock your lights out.
19 (Entry 2)
The pace at which a jedi converts to a sith.
20 (Entry 1)
Rank this above the entry directly below the top one.
20 (Entry 2)
Prioritise Linguistics. any competition entries Found intricate really should triumph.
21 (Entry 1)
Our avian traffic navigator is no coward, winning mad cash.
21 (Entry 2)
TWOW boosts! This fowl can stay living while winging it.
22 (Entry 1)
Dream Island and Atlantis are amazingly alike; Allegorical AND alone...
22 (Entry 2)
Dream island doesn't dwell deep, Atlantis accepts all animated adventurers.