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You were the first victor of TWOW ever, which is quite mind-boggling if you consider the fact that the first TWOW result I EVER SAW outputed from my program was yours. But I'm gonna call you a board game expert because both of your #1 entries used them (Monopoly, chess).
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Yessoan, nicknamed the Board Game Expert, was a contestant who made top three in Ten Words of Wisdom season 1, and is currently an alive contestant in Eleven Words of Wisdom. He confirmed he would in EWOW in TWOW Central.
Game status[]
Ten Words of Wisdom[]
Yessoan was eliminated as of TWOW 24B. Before his elimination, Cary’s TWOW simulator predicted that Yessoan would have a 69.03% chance of making the final two and a 34.99% chance of winning all of TWOW in TWOW 23B.
Yessoan placed in the prize zone four times, all of which were victories.
Eleven Words of Wisdom[]
Midnight Light is alive with 3 lives as of EWOW 1A.
Trivia[]
Ten Words of Wisdom[]
- Yessoan was the first contestant to win three TWOW season 1 prompts.
- He was one of only three S1 TWOWers (the others being Joseph Howard and Midnight Light) to win four rounds.
- He was the first round winner.
- He was the first TWOWer to win 3 times overall.
- Interestingly enough, those wins were the only times he had won a prize.
- All 4 times that Yessoan hit the prize region also ended up being victories.
- He held the record for the highest average percentile in TWOW: (84.55%).
- Yessoan was the highest-placing contestant with one word in their name.
- He was one of four S1 contestants with multicolored eyes, the others being Midnight Light, Tak Ajnin, and taopwnh6427.
- Additionally, he, along with Midnight, were the only two TWOWers to have their eyes do this because of a dark color on one side of their face.
- He was the only one in the Final 3 to not originally be part of the MST alliance or have his name start with the letter "M".
- The first two times Yessoan hit the top 10 both ended up being victories.
- Due to being eliminated at the penultimate episode, Yessoan did not submit an entry for only one episode, being the final episode: TWOW 25.
Appearance changes and confessionals[]
Ten Words of Wisdom[]
| Episode | Book | Nickname | Confessional | Notes |
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| TWOW 1A | 
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| TWOW 13A | Board Game Expert | - | ||
| TWOW 14A | 
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Hi everyone! Thanks for helping me get this far, I'm glad you like board games too! I'm really nervous with TWOW, so much so that sometimes I take up to an hour to think of an answer. Good luck to everyone else! | ||
| TWOW 15A | - | |||
| TWOW 16A | 
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It's crazy to make it this far, and I want to thank everyone who has wished me well. It'll take every ounce of strategy, intellect and luck I have to pull this out, but this is a game I'm ready to play. Let's ROLL THE DICE! | ||
| TWOW 17A | Consistancy[sic] really adds flair to your 7's | |||
| TWOW 18A | 
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Woah, final 9? That's amazing! Thanks to lorenTzel for updating my rulebook! It contains all the secrets for amazing responses ;) | ||
| TWOW 19A | 
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Crafty nooo! I shall avenge you... somehow... I guess that's not how this works. Book level 2, courtesy of Crafty power! |
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| TWOW 19B | 
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| TWOW 20A | Heeeeyyyyyyyy everyone! TWOW is getting pretty close, realistically its[sic] anyone's game! Who will triumph? Who will be the next to go? Who is the best at Mario Party?
Only time will tell, as we play... TEN WORDS OF WISDOM, FINAL 7 EDITION! (except that last question, the answer is me, obviously) |
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| TWOW 21A | Thanks everyone for a year of TWOW! That's all, gotta keep these episodes short after all. (Everybody play games! They're fun and good for your brain!) | |||
| TWOW 22A | 
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Final 5 is tense, but I hope the audience enjoys these final rounds of highly intellectual combat. En Garde! (Also, made it to my birthday, score!) | This book commemorates several contestants from before, including Crafty7 (book colors on spine, tennis ball cover) and Spicyman33 (book colors on spine, fireball trail). | |
| TWOW 23A | A party of four, the most uncertain and luck based[sic] number of attendees for a party! Hope I roll well. Oh, and thanks for watching everyone! Your support is super appreciated! |
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| TWOW 24A |   |
The final form of my strategy book includes a tribute to my recently eliminated friend Joseph Howard, who inspired me to be better and do more. Best of luck to my two rivals, hopefully my tactics will be enough to meet your respective skills. On with the game! |
Eleven Words of Wisdom[]
| Episode | Book | Nickname | Confessional | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| EWOW 1A | Game Expert REDUX | Excited to be back! Let's see if I can replicate... |
Responses[]
Ten Words of Wisdom[]
| Round | Ranking | Response | Average percentile | Standard deviation | Relative ranking | Word count* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | November was bad at monopoly, and had to trade it. | 84.553% | 21.377% | 100% | 10 |
| 2 1 | 136 | Move to the sun and cold will leave you be. | 53.9945% | 36.4073% | 62.0879% | 10 |
| 2 2 | 321.1 | Punch it! Cold has a poor fight style. | 34.8297% | 27.8091% | 9.3407% | 8 |
| 3 | 113 | The continent speaks! It asks kindly to be kept secret. | 51.8297% | 30.9794% | 57.4144% | 10 |
| 4 | 57 | Dodecahedron world may be sunny, but has many awkward angles. | 56.8468% | 29.7219% | 72.1393% | 10 |
| 5 | 85 | Photosynthesis. / The hottest energy trend. / Love yummy sun beams. | 49.698% | 28.2931% | 45.9627% | 9 |
| 6 | 43 | Which super power would be the most fun to have? | 53.8981% | 22.9169% | 65% | 10 |
| 7 | 55 | Throw a party and then give it to someone else. | 48.9619% | 26.8202% | 44% | 10 |
| 8 | 13 | Contestants Hurriedly Answer Lavish Language Exercises, Needing Grand, Entertaining Solutions. | 61.4114% | 28.563% | 82.6087% | 10 |
| 9 | 36 | Remember, you must keep close(r) what (is in) you(r) hear(t) | 47.28% | 28.5287% | 35.1852% | 10 |
| 10 | 1 | In Chess, pawns cannot retreat, only charge to their deaths. | 71.5165% | 28.1724% | 100% | 10 |
| 11 1 | 7 | Shiny cowards are incredibly flammable, and could ignite beloved cats. | 55.9229% | 25.9956% | 83.7838% | 10 |
| 11 2 | 10.1 | Because their internet is slow, they need SOMETHING to do. | 53.5547% | 33.2442% | 72.973% | 10 |
| 12 | 12 | Jade realized she'd accidentally left her arms at Ruby's house. | 51.2892% | 31.1054% | 55.5556% | 10 |
| 13 | 4 | Uisng Typoglyceima efefctievly, eevry wrod wtrietn hree bcmeoes esialy utndesorod. | 58.281% | 30.4599% | 87.5% | 10 |
| 14 | 1 | Though same and familiar would be comfortable, diversity creates innovation. | 60.1653% | 27.5181% | 100% | 10 |
| 15 1 | 4 | Hidden off mainstreet, enjoy discrete, salad or meat, eat Bittersweet! | 53.5831% | 29.0524% | 81.25% | 10 |
| 15 2 | 12.1 | Where did those leftover crumbs come from? We'll never tell! | 47.0887% | 29.8191% | 25% | 10 |
| 16 | 6 | You're talking nonsense! Have you understood anything I've been saying? | 51.0387% | 30.931% | 61.5385% | 10 |
| 17 1 | 3 | SofteninG OpulencE ON TenderesT HealthfuL EmbracE | 56.8962% | 33.5414% | 90.4762% | 6 |
| 17 2 | 10.6 | climactiC crescendO, learN euphoriC moraL, adieU allieS, confettI, primO champioN | 38.7227% | 28.3092% | 9.5238% | 10 |
| 18 1 | 4 | There( i)s no I(ntellegent solutions) in team(work, in most cases). | 59.6307% | 28.7988% | 83.3333% | 10 |
| 18 2 | 7.1 | It’s done! A break(through) from (research) work, exhaust(ive colossal power)ed. | 50.2836% | 26.7893% | 50% | 10 |
| 19 1 | 5 | Depends on how quickly I can knock your lights out. | 52.2872% | 31.1545% | 68.75% | 10 |
| 19 2 | 8.2 | The pace at which a jedi converts to a sith. | 45.9712% | 32.0437% | 25% | 10 |
| 20 1 | 5 | Rank this above the entry directly below the top one. | 50.6054% | 29.8459% | 42.8571% | 10 |
| 20 2 | 7.3 | Prioritise Linguistics. any competition entries Found intricate really should triumph. | 41.7963% | 29.9168% | 7.1429% | 10 |
| 21 1 | 5 | Our avian traffic navigator is no coward, winning mad cash. | 51.8765% | 28.98191% | 58.3333% | 10 |
| 21 2 | 6.5 | TWOW boosts! This fowl can stay living while winging it. | 39.1906% | 32.19507039% | 8.3333% | 10 |
| 22 1 | 3 | Dream Island and Atlantis are amazingly alike; Allegorical AND alone… | 51.103103% | 27.376816% | 70% | 10 |
| 22 2 | 4.2 | Dream island doesn't dwell deep, Atlantis accepts all animated adventurers. | 45.03085119% | 27.18555331% | 40% | 10 |
| 23 1 | 1 | Devious trickster, rule-bender red. Other competitors, to zombies, were fed. | 61.074746% | 33.828792% | 100% | 10 |
| 23 2 | 4.2 | By prohibiting the first letter, Yellow prevented numerous colors competing. | 47.42214673% | 34.05243158% | 28.5714% | 10 |
| 24 1 | 3 | Previous Responses Are Considered, Then Improved. Creativity Is Neatly Generated. | 47.22745342% | 34.98926163% | 40% | 10 |
| 24 2 | 3.2 | By not forgetting to respond to the penultimate TWOW prompt. | 40.53306282% | 31.86974823% | 0% | 10 |
* The word counting mechanism used on the TWOW Wiki differs from the official word counting mechanism. If the official method is known, please share it!
Eleven Words of Wisdom[]
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